Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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We have a song about this...(to the tune of 'Bring me joy in my heart')
Bring me joy in my heart, bring me Hovis
Bring me joy in my heart, I pray
Bring me joy in my heart, bring me Hovis
Bring me Hovis and some mayonaisse
Helman's Mayo
Helman's Mayo
Helman's Mayo and a loaf of bread
etc.
Try singing it with real gusto. Across a cricket pitch. At the batsman.
He knows who he is.
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