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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I used to worship the banana...
I gave praise to the almighty Melon; my allegiance could never be broken with the Lord Cheeseus, and his 12 dis-apples. I even dabbled with Leekhism, and became a Vindalu. I didn't take much Stock in being a Mueslim though.

After a while, however, I became disullusioned with Food Sects.

I am so sorry.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:41, 4 replies)
I'm very disappointed in you. Go to your room and have a long hard think about what you've done.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:54, closed)
I said I'm sorry!
Please don't ground me, I've got a date with Melissa tonight, and she says if I'm lucky I can take a trip round her lady garden.

Also, I believe this is the only pun I've put on here in the last 2 1/2 years.

*self flagellates*

N.B. Melissa may not exist
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:38, closed)
ha... ya nutter
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:31, closed)
If only because 'worshipping the banana' gave me the giggles.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 5:19, closed)

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