Food sex
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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The humble butternut squash.
I believe I may be the reason they are kept so far away from the tomatoes in my local asda.
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:59, 2 replies)
I believe I may be the reason they are kept so far away from the tomatoes in my local asda.
( , Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:59, 2 replies)
Simply place two tomatoes
at the base of a butternut squash. Then stand back and enjoy as people attempt not to laugh at the big cock and balls in the fruit and veg aisle.
( , Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:31, closed)
at the base of a butternut squash. Then stand back and enjoy as people attempt not to laugh at the big cock and balls in the fruit and veg aisle.
( , Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:31, closed)
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