Stephen King's "It"

I read, when I was 9, from richie tozier that if you rub your lil guy with a bar of soap you'd blow your load. Well the soap burned so I tried a block of cheese. The cheese felt so fuckin weird. To make things worse, I didn't wash it off and put it back in the fridge. I guess my family ate some penis cheese. I never did learn how to wank properly till I was 18. Now I feel weird telling you this. Sadly, I have another for another time.

Length? It was average for your sandwich.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 5:44, 5 replies)

Is this common for boys?
Because I have 3 brothers. I may never eat cheese again.
(mariam67, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:48, closed)

Hmm...
I've never abused cheese in such a way.

However, I've got two sisters and after reading these replies I may never eat cucumber / marrows / courgettes / zuchini again, or drink directly from bottles.

Or eat oranges, bananas, apples, chocolate bars...
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:40, closed)

You forgot carrots.
And asparagus. And hotdog sausages.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:32, closed)

YOU HAD SEX WITH A BLOCK OF CHEESE?
_{Jesus, man, what was wrong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:02, closed)

Palmistry
Any bloke who claims not to have wanked properly till he was 18 is a liar.
(Lo Pan is in big trouble, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:16, closed)