Never straight from the fridge!
About a million years ago when I was young, freshly moved into my first ever place on my own and actually going out with the first girl daft/sympathetic/mentally impared enough to have sex with me I got my phobia about doughnuts!

One fun night she decided she wanted to hoopla the old fella with a doughnut, liberaly apply squirty canned cream and top with a glace cherry before in her words "making sure you never forget me as long as you live"

Well .....

All I can say is if you try this at home make sure you do not use squirty cream that has been in the fridge for a week and is verrryyy cold.

at the first touch of the icey cold squirty cream, poor Mr Johnson retreated in shock, transforming from the kind of granite babys arm holding an apple job that only teenagers or viagra freaks can achive, into a frightened little nubbin at an alarming rate of knots and could not be persuaded to come back out to play until morning.

She was right though, Every time I see a doughnut in Tescos I still think of her after almost 30 years!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:08, 2 replies)

i love the word nubbin

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 23:50, closed)

^this^

( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:27, closed)