Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Or rather not...Me and my mate Dave were having few pints one evening and getting on rather well with a fetching pair of ladies.
Dave, a rather absent-minded chap at the best of times, managed to forget he was sitting on a bench, and leaned back, falling off and spilling an almost fall pint upon himself.
I found this very amusing. So amusing in fact, I managed to snort beer out my nose. And onto the chest of the lass sat opposite me.
Lets say neither of us got much further with those girls that evening.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:30, Reply)
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