Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I don't care.But if I see you in my daughter's sandpit with a squeezy bottle of mayonnaise I WILL call the police.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:25, 1 reply)
CorrectionOh please. Mayonnaise in a sandpit? How vile.
Everyone knows it's salad cream (Marks and Spencers own brand of course) in a gravel pit.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:56, closed)
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