Possibly an Urban Legend or just something every NHS casualty employee has seen. Either way it made me laugh.
Picture the scene.

It's about 10pm on pancake day in Birmingham's Dudley Road Hospital's casualty department.

A rather sheepish couple come to be treated. His injury is to his old chap. The injury being it hanging off on a thread.

Her injuries are a burnt head and a large cut to the back of her head.

After some in depth investigation it transpires that the gentleman of the couple had been preparing pancakes while his wife performed an act upon him.

During a poorly timed pancake toss the pancake lands right on his wife's head causing a nasty burn and making her clamp her jaw shut in shock.

The only way he can get her to release her vice like grip is to twat her round the back of the head with the frying pan.


My mum told me this story from "her" nursing days a few ears ago. I laughed so hard I thought I would spontaneously combust.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:14, 2 replies)

I work near to that hospital.
The place is a shit hole and this story doesn't suprise me at all lol.
(Just a girl., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:45, closed)

A click for you
for making me wince and laugh at the same time.
(almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:39, closed)