Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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T'was in the early days of the relationship...Playing with the to be Mrs Bof...
Tried the ubiquitous chocolate body paint....
The problem was no advance thinking...
She's African...
Took me bloody ages to find it all...
Ahhh... much fun....
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:04, 1 reply)
Iread this as a poem
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:59, closed)
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