Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Call HerIf you do call her, be sure to do so on the bus, train, or (best) an elevator. Who wouldn't want to overhear this conversation: "Hello, ex-GF? Remember when I got that ice lolly stuck in your cunt? Were you then abstaining for a few weeks because of the injuries, or were you really just pissed off and punishing me?"
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