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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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The stripper
My mates 18th and we decided to get him a stripper. Pub full of people, in walks a beauty of emmense proportion and the beer garden errupts.

My mate is loving it, her top comes off and the cream comes out, he licks his way thru a doubleD set of tits.
He then goes green and throws up.

Shaving foam looks alot like cream, in the dark.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:44, 2 replies)
Do you mean
immense, by any chance?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:32, closed)
no, it's a cross between emmentaal and immense
means big and cheesy
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:58, closed)

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