Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Goddamnit.I was on here trying to forget how utterly sad and sexless I am at the moment (especially after finding that the guy twice my age who shared a few hours of lovely cuddling with me on Sunday night and suddenly freaked out when I kissed him is a fairly universally-reviled comedian according to google and, indeed b3ta itself!) when I read this post, thought it sounded familiar, and skipped to the punchline.
I am 24, six foot tall, hair flowing halfway down my back (from my head, I'm not a neanderthal), with double-D breasts and what I like to think is a killer smile, with said massage bar not two feet from me as I write, cos I love Lush....still can't get any.
WTF?!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:35, Reply)
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