Haha!
But in some ways you're right, but it's one of those things that "nothing beats"...

For example to me, nothing beats a good juicy rare steak with chunky chips, mushrooms and all the trimmings.

Similarly, nothing beats an all night shagathon with a beautiful woman. (May contain internet lies).

But there are a whole host of things that add to the wonderful variety of life. Nothing beats a good old all-day drinking session. Nothing beats going to a packed football ground and watching your team score a last minute winner. Nothing beats going to the local and deserted beach on a glorious morning and having a swim.

So... have I made anyone sick yet?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:40, Reply)