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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Sorry...
...but are you saying the sour smell from your chest originated from the remnants of the squirty cream?

Surely showering twice should really have removed this. I tend to find the chest to be one of the primary areas struck by warm, cleansing water when I shower... at least until I move the showerhead to point at my balls that is.

Good to hear you've got a satisfying new job where you hopefully won't get forced out for being a bit niffy and unpopular.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:06, Reply)

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