Food sex
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Jimmai, you have to admit...
... that it sounds totally ludicrous that a guy could fit his cock snug inside the wrapper of a snickers - kingsize or otherwise - without it tearing. Assuming you're of average girth, try it yourself and see just how big the difference is in circumference. For the love of God, man, this dude is having you on, big time.
Also, you can't "confirm" anything with an "air of worldliness"...
( , Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:13, Reply)
... that it sounds totally ludicrous that a guy could fit his cock snug inside the wrapper of a snickers - kingsize or otherwise - without it tearing. Assuming you're of average girth, try it yourself and see just how big the difference is in circumference. For the love of God, man, this dude is having you on, big time.
Also, you can't "confirm" anything with an "air of worldliness"...
( , Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:13, Reply)
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