
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Had an ex gf who wanted us to have fun with cream. Word from the wise, wash that shit off your cock before u shag her.
The resulting smell of cream going off an stinky with your combined heat almost put me of mimsy poking for life*
*about five minutes
( , Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)
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