Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Then there was the time I was at a huge joint birthday party...because I was sitting at a table near the front of the room the stage magician caught my eye and threw a deck of cards to me, urging me to "Make eye contact and then throw them on to someone else." This I duly did, and with that deadly accuracy that only ever comes when you least need it, threw the deck of cards about 25 yards (no kidding- it was an absolute beauty) and hit an 82 year old man square in the face.
Embarrassing? I should fucking say so- over 100 people witnessed my barbaric attack on the Birthday girls' Dad/ Grandad!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07, Reply)
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