Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Blow nono!I used to work in the Gadgetshop. At the time I was porking one of the lasses that worked there (I'll call her miss X) but I wasn't really that into her.
Anyway I was chatting to the boss in the office on my lunch break this one day and generally being a bit laddish. The subject quickly got onto lasses and the fact that he was gutted I was seeing gadgetshop girl X because he thought she was lush. My reply was "Ah she aint that fucking great, no matter wot I do I can't get her to suck me off - I'm sick I just wanna be blown!"
My fabulous matter of fact statement was met with a horrible long silence from my boss and the look of horror on his face told me wot I would see when I turned around!
Yep, sure enough miss X had just arrived for work and was stood right behind me!!!
Ouch! I should have looked more closely at the feckin rota!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:53, Reply)
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