Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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deary mewe were out in the pub one evening, and a mate who i hadn't seen for a while, and was absolutely besotted with, turns up. we get chatting, catching up on stuff. she's looking really good, sporting a healthy tan, so i ask her where'd she been on holiday. she admits its just a fake tan, to which i reply "oh right, is that why its all patchy then?"
and another time, i was out on a sports club piis-up. it was the christmas dinner so everyone was dressed up, myself wearing a sharp suit and tie. in some bar afterwards, one of the members, who i didn't really know, asks "what's that mean then?" pointing to the chinese characters on my tie. (it was a few years ago, and i was young...) my response, pointing to each character in turn:
"you"
"are"
"a"
"cunt"
he was non too impressed and walked off.
he now owns a computer shop opposite my flat, and i see him pretty much every day...
i'm such a cnut
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:18, Reply)
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