Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Like Mr Smuts' faux pasI was an young apprentice printer and I was boasting of my shagging prowess to one of the senior printers. We lived on the same street and I told him how much I wanted to shag the girl who walked her dog at about 6 pm every night. As I started to describe her (including breast size etc) another worker started frantically signalling "NO!" behind the senior printers head. Too late did I realise that I was describing the printers daughter...
The rest of my apprenticeship was absolute hell and no, I never did shag her.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, Reply)
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