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What's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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I was about 12 years old.
It was Christmas.

The whole family were gathered around after stuffing ourselves with too much turkey and we decided to play some games. Pictionary was all the rage back then so we split into teams and started to have much hilarity.

Everything was going fine until the point where my cousin was drawing something that looked like an eskimo and an igloo. Nobody on our team could guess what he was drawing and then it hit me - the right word was on the tip of my tongue. I strained and strained. I shouted "I know it, I know it". People were getting excited, looking at me trying to just get it out. My cousin was going frantic.

Then it hit - I remembered the word an shouted it out at the top of my voice!


DILDO!


Everything stopped. People stared. I suddenly realised what I'd done.


Needless to say, that wasn't the correct word.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:39, Reply)

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