Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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On my way back from a few too many beveragesI was ushered into the same tube by my drunken mates to "keep an eye" on one of our numbers alleged missus. She's pretty easy to wind up so I launched into a story about how I'd been paid £20 by her man to spy on her and report back to him on any extacurricular activities. Surprisingly (for me) the random bloke sat next to her took to this story rather badly, as it turns out they were on their way back to his.. Needed my Forrest Gump legs for that one, and the day after being chased through Notting Hill Gate by an equally drunken and enraged rugby player she managed to get away with having a right go at the boyfriend blaming it all on me. Slag.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:21, Reply)
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