Extended friends and family gathering one Christmas.
About 15 of us gathered for food, drinks and a catch up. We'd all brought various dishes to the function, Starters, Mains, Sweets etc. One section of the family had come over form Liverpool.(How exotic)

We all tucked into the food.

The head of the Scouse section came round to me and asked if I was enjoying the prawn curry (I'd never had prawn curry before).
"It's nice, I always say you should try anything once, except for morris dancing and incest..."

She walked away.

It was then I remembered that one of her daughters had gone off with one of her husbands (not blood related, but still related) and had some kids together.

I'm glad I'm not directly related to them as I'd probably have webbed feet.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:51, 5 replies)

Did she have bells round her ankles and was she waving hankies?
(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:53, closed)

exactly.
embarrasing eh?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:54, closed)

One of her husbands
She had a collection?
(justin(e), Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:19, closed)

i suppose ex-husbands would've read better...
but no, lets go with her having a collection.
she used to be an MP too, oh the scandal!
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

Nadine Dorries?
Edit: Ah, 'used to be an MP'. No idea then.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:23, closed)