This morning I built a time machine in my kitchen.
Beat THAT for home science.
(Monkey Tennis isn't Spartacus, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:01, 8 replies)

If you'd written this two weeks ago
I'd be impressed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:20, closed)

I'd be more impressed if he'd
written it in two weeks time.
(username failed moderation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:22, closed)

You'll be traveling back to stop apeloverage
publishing his book, I trust?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:18, closed)

Is this the new 'I'd go back and kill Hitler'?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:21, closed)

You can say what you like about Hitler.
Seriously - you can. Anything at all. Feel free - go on.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:51, closed)

Hmm.
I like his shorts.

When he's wearing those oh so german shorts, they really do get the message across.
"I'm a power crazed madman, and I know it."

Lovely.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:45, closed)

Smashing thru, Captain America came face to face with apeloverage

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:32, closed)

This made me laugh...
...but then again, I'm easily amused.
:-D
(minimalist ..., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:26, closed)