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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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Always reply to that question with "You could be chased by wolves"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:09, 2 replies)
Wolves with cancer ?

(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:12, closed)
Cancerous Wolves
Best of all the Radiohead albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:16, closed)
Or herrings with AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:22, closed)
I'd take a chance at outrunning a cancerous wolf

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:11, closed)
Thing is, though - while that is both scientifically and morally the correct response
I bet they'd be all humourless about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:26, closed)
Trufax - I've never seen a wolf laugh

(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:29, closed)
You're telling them the wrong sort of jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:47, closed)
Miserable cow, coming into the pub when everyone's having a good time and bringing everyone down like that.
No consideration for the feelings of others, selfish bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:30, closed)

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