What an utter cunt

( Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:51, 1 reply)

Sometimes.
When we were alone later I asked her what the fuck she was thinking, and she accused me of being insensitive for bringing it up again. Then she cried and called me names. Then I apologised.

It was a brilliant relationship.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:59, closed)

For "so how the fuck can this relationship possibly work out" value, that's nearly up there with my mate's ex's "if you leave me, I'll kill myself" speech.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05, closed)

Sounds alright - at least you know you're wanted.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, closed)

'Promise?'

(speedevil, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 1:12, closed)