When John Paul 2 died, they set off the air raid sirens in Warsaw
having only been living here six months, I had no idea what was going on (I didn't watch the local news) and figured something awful might be happening, so I phoned the girlfriend just to remind her how much I loved her.
"Why are you doing this?" she queried, and I told her the Russians must be invading again or somesuch.
"No, you fool, the Pope just died," she scolded, to which I let out a relieved "thank fuck for that."

The line went dead.

this is a repost because I'm a lazy cunt
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:22, 2 replies)

Meh, most people I know would have laughed.
My best friends and my ex would have thought I was serious and agreed with me.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:18, closed)

The line went dead... JUST LIKE THE POPE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope you told her this joke the next time you rang her.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:20, closed)