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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

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(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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In the middle of a long roadtrip
there were 5 of us in the car. It was a little cramped and we stopped to get out and stretch or legs. Anyway, I'd been sat next to a cute girl and loudly proclaimed when we arrived at the service station that it was time to get out and "spread your legs"...

The rest of the ride was awkward.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:49, 2 replies)
Hahaha, that's the sort of thing I'd say...
...and then make things worse by trying to explain what I really meant :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:50, closed)
So near, yet so far . . .
One of my bosses many years ago in a rather serious meeting was complaining about someone who wouldn't make their mind up about something.

"She's really going to have to stop sitting on the face . . . er . . fence . . "

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, closed)
A good mate was telling me about how his girlfriend was happy about being upgraded to first class on her flight home from visiting her parents as it meant she would have more room to spread her legs...although in mitigation English is not his first language and he found it very funny when I told him what he'd said.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 7:26, closed)

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