Step aside... I think i'll have the title for this week
I invited a friend over for dinner and I made a lovely salad and roast dinner. After dinner I was cleaning up when she mentioned that the salad reminded her mum who used to make something very similar. Her mum had died the year before from cancer.

Then I said something so monumentally stupid I can't even fathom what I was thinking at the time, 'I thought I saw you crying at dinner. I just thought it was because my salad was so good'.

AWKWARD.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:56, 9 replies)

It was probably because it was soo bad
but didnt want to hurt your feelings, so she blamed it on her...er.... mum?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:15, closed)

The salad reminded her mum to do what?
Stay dead?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:36, closed)

I really don't think you will.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:16, closed)

Sorry. The Dreary Dick title has been claimed.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:54, closed)

Yes, you have.
(MayorBoris, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 7:08, closed)

That doesn't even make sense, you whiny mong.
Unless you're saying that Shambles is the Dreary Dick title.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:00, closed)

Christ alive.
These pricks can't even get playground jibes right. The low brow just knuckled even lower.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:32, closed)

Yes, you have. Claimed it. Again and again. And again once more.
Imbeciles.
And yes, you did just knuckle it lower.
(MayorBoris, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:21, closed)

You can't even manage "I know you are but what am I?", can you?
You must have been horribly bullied by the bigger girls.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:27, closed)