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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion

(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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This is a bit like the previous story, and it's making me think that gay people have terrible senses of humour.
Thanks for making me prejudiced you dick
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:27, 2 replies)
'Dyke' is a fucking horrible word though...

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:37, closed)
My lesbian friends think it's ace.
It's all choice - one gay guy I know can't stand "faggot" as it's apparently the most abhorent way of describing someone, another describes himself as the most faggy man he knows.

I don't care, as long as they get their round when it's their turn.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:40, closed)
I was trying to work out what you meant by that.
For a second I thought you were referring to getting a round in the face from some sort of automatic weapon and had decided that you were a horrible homophobe.

I blame not having been to the pub for too long.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:42, closed)
I think a lot of Dutch people
might disagree.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:05, closed)
The Lesbian Book of Jokes
is not one of the world's weightiest volumes. No one with any sense would even think about producing The Book of Lesbian Jokes.

Gay men don't seem to take themselves nearly as seriously.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:19, closed)
I guess it's hard to take yourself seriously when you have another man's willy up your bum.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:21, closed)
Are we to understand from this that you are a lesbian then?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:24, closed)
I call dibs on her.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:25, closed)
How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

*stomping followed by a door slam*
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:33, closed)

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