My mother-in-law told us about how her brother was 'round one afternoon.
They were both staring out of the kitchen window at the garden, and he said, "Great tits, Peg."

Then desperately, "IN THE HEDGE!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:39, 6 replies)

Dude.
If a bro can't compliment his sis on abundant birdlife in her front-garden and her trimmed bush - what's the world coming too?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:31, closed)

We're going to hell in a handcart, I tell you.
You couldn't make it up.

Or rather - since this is QOTFW - it's very probably made up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:05, closed)

I was just complementing Mrs Duck
on the tidiness of her neatly trimmed bush the other day, she remarked that she wanted to buy a big black cock... to keep the hens happy

we were sniggering a lot
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:28, closed)

i like tits

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:20, closed)

I like them most when they're blue.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:20, closed)

Frozen dead prozzies FTW!

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:50, closed)