I accidentally used an old copy of the Geneva Convention.
The version I looked at didn't class writing a book as a war crime.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 5:36, 19 replies)

Are you saying that your book has been used as a method of torture?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 7:49, closed)

I read it some of it so he could no longer accuse me of judging it based purely on him.
So yes, it's been used as a method of torture.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 8:59, closed)

But all this FREE advertising!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 8:14, closed)

OH LOOK AT ME I WROTE A BOOK

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:08, closed)

AND THEN SELF PUBLISHED IT BECAUSE NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD TOUCH IT WITH A SHIT STICK, AND GOD I TRIED AT LEAST TWO THOUSAND PUBLISHERS FIRST
REJECTION HURTS MAN
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:18, closed)

Crime Against Humanity, surely?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:16, closed)

Tell that to Salman Rushdie.
And David Irving.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:29, closed)

PS Also, shut up you shitbook cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:30, closed)

Don't feel bad
Your book brings people together.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:29, closed)

People, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:34, closed)

Oh Monty, don't make me lol like that.
I'm supposed to be on a training course and paying attention.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:50, closed)

You want to turn that one mate.
*sips beer*
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:21, closed)

This apparently needs restating:
Writing a book = some people will like it and some will not, and some of those people will be on b3ta and others will not; in any event you will enjoy a moderate degree of success.

Endlessly harping on about being victimised by the same community whose webspace you unrepentently used as free advertising = everyone will mock your book, whether they've read it or not, and those who have not read it will imagine it as an extension of you, filled with whining.
( .Yeti., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:02, closed)

That is beautifully put.
You forgot to tell him to kill himself though.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:51, closed)

Nobody has read your book, have they?
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:40, closed)

you can buy it for 77p on Kindle
those royalties must be flying in
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:29, closed)

Yeah they changed it after baldmonkey started writing.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 7:28, closed)