You, of course, were never less than a blameless, wonderful husband and a gentleman at all times.

( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:48, 1 reply)

I don't remember...
I think I was out busy murdering children or something at the time.

...but actually, now I come to think about it, yes I was. Completely and utterly, bent over backwards, totally loving and forgiving. She rewarded this by cheating on me. Hmmmm, perhaps I should've been a complete bastard after all...seems to make a lot more sense now...
(CharminglyShallow incarcerated for a crime he probably did commit., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:12, closed)

Oh, welcome to QOTW by the way
What you need to do is to put the back story up front or take the consequences.

...or take the consequences even if you DO give us the back story first.

But, really: welcome.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:40, closed)

I demand to be treated with the same contempt everyone else is!
...thank you for the welcome though. :)
(CharminglyShallow incarcerated for a crime he probably did commit., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:07, closed)

Contempt for other posters is mandatory.
I'm sure it's mentioned somewhere in the unwritten rules of qotw.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:12, closed)

My immediate suspicion is that you are some kind of awful internet liar.
Otherwise why would you be here?

Welcome.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:01, closed)