Be careful how you describe a fat lasses vagina
In my horny youth for reasons I can't recall I found myself in the back seat of a car with a rather fat lass. As it was dark I couldn't really see much of what was about to have a go on so I got out my trusty pen-sized maglight to have look-see. The batteries were going flat and didn't really have much of a powerful beam at the best of times so it didn't reveal much of the prize. Waving it over her vag area I was overcome with the similarities to a scene in one of my favourite films.

"Fuck me. It looks like a scary alien coming out of the dark!" I inexplicably announced to the lass. "Err, I didn't mean it like that, I um..."

She still let me fuck her though and my dick didn't get burned off by acid or owt so it worked out ok in the end.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:21, 20 replies)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:30, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:43, closed)

She had a bump in the side of her cheek like that a bit later too.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:45, closed)

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:47, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:48, closed)

She had a look on her face like that too.
It's not very long but it's as thick as a can of beans, see.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:52, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:56, closed)

Bet Airman got this when he went in for the bumfun.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57, closed)

you got there before me :D

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:14, closed)

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:45, closed)

If I had the imagination of JMG
I'd use this thread to show it off as well.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:14, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:27, closed)

You must know that saying *that* name will invoke him.
And all his capslock ridden cromulence.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:14, closed)

So your story is that you've never seen a vagina.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:26, closed)

No.
That I hadn't catagorised this particular vagina.
It got added to a new catagory - Scary Alien Vagina.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:36, closed)

No. I'm pretty sure my interpretation was the correct one.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:09, closed)

Was she from
Wisconsin?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:44, closed)

Couldn't find it in the dark.
Could you?
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 0:58, closed)

It was hard going.
There was a lot of inner thigh to get past first.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:14, closed)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 7:25, closed)