
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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The best thing ever I found was back when I was a kid. I was the only child of a well off family so I had no real attachment to my material possessions, I actually cringe at the thought of it nowadays but I can’t change the past.
Anywhoo, one summer day while playing in the garden I ran over a part of the lawn that seemed to collapse underneath my feet. I must have only fell a few feet but to a kid like me that felt like forever. I was pretty traumatised by the event but managed to overcome it. The well was covered up and I didn’t think anything of it until a few years after my parents died.
I then used the well and the cave it was part of as a place to store all of my weapons in my fight against crime.
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:09, 3 replies)

I was low on cash for a long time, basically earning enough to pay my rent when one night I was walking through a back alley and I found an affluent looking young family leaving a restaurant. $$$$$
I tried stealing their jewellery but they put up a wee bit of a fight. I think I may have "accidentally" killed the adults. Whoops!
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:16, closed)

You......Murderer!
(Hits weeker in face and a large sign saying KEPOWWW! appears)
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:23, closed)
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