Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Things wot I have found1. A tenner, on the streets of Bath, circa 1990 when I was a skint student. I saw the people looking for it - a middle-aged women and her son - and didn't give it to them. Finders, keepers! I spent it on a House of Love album and a pub lunch.
2. Porn. COUNTLESS jazzmags, in various states of repair, including the odd, pristine unsoiled one (jackpot!). Also once found some VHS tapes under a tree in Victoria Park in Bath, which contained, between them, 6 hours of top-quality European porn which still sustains me to this day (tough less so of late thanks to YouPorn and BoysFood).
3. A hamster, beside the Bristol to Bath Cycle Path. I caught it, put it in an empty Maltesers box and gave it to my mate Ming who I was on my way to see, he kept it, called it Davros, cared for it, and it lived for many years.
4. This job, which I am still in.
5. True love. NOT! Sigh.
Dktr S
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:27, Reply)
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