Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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tennerWent to see ET with my sister. I was 9ish, she 16ish. At the end I spotted something in the aisle in front after it had cleared, ran round, it was a tenner!
Picked it up and foolishly brandished it in front of my sister who promptly whipped it out of my hand saying 'we had better hand this in'.
Then the stupid bitch marches out and hands it to this geezer standing outside the theatre saying 'I don't know if you work here but my brother found this and I just wanted to hand it in'.
'Don't worry, I'll take care of it' he says and promptly pocketed it.
She still thinks she did the right thing, bitch.
Every now and then I wonder what I would have made of myself if I had sensibly invested said tenner, then I come back to earth knowing that I would have blown it all on sweets or buying a mate's rain-lashed hedge porn...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:09, Reply)
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