Another post has just reminded me of the time
I accidentally* found some porn in my very seedy, dirty, smelly housemate's bedroom, and decided to see whether it was any good.

The film title was 'Dirty Anal Debbie Does Rome', which really ought to have put me off already, but I continued. I watched (read skipped on 16x speed) several minutes of Debbie taking all sorts of things into what can only be described as the most slack rectum in the multiverse, and the worst thing about it was that she really didn't seem to be enjoying it at all.

Anyway, the next scene begins, and lovely Debbie is sitting in her Roman villa with some lovely, if slightly odd-looking, gal pals. The scene continued the way that they always do, the girls started kissing and stroking each other, they all took each others' tops off and sucked happily on all the lovely boobies. My little brain was happy to have stumbled upon what seemed to be a fairly normal section of an otherwise very nasty video.

Debbie then bent down, kissing one of her girl friends as she went, seductively peeling away her tight, flourescent pink dress... only to go and reveal that her female comrade actually had a very BIG cock, and I really do mean BIG . It would have put GIGANTACOCK to shame.

I felt dirty and disgusted with myself, I felt as though I was going to be sick. It was horrible, and it took me at least two minutes longer to come than it usually does.

*shudder*

*ok, I was snooping for porn, I knew he had it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:40, 3 replies)

What was more awkward
Realizing you were jacking to She-Male porn, or seeing you housemate the next time, and knowing that this is what they were in to?!
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:24, closed)

Definitely the she-male porn
I knew he was a dirty old bastard already.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:12, closed)

She-male porn
The relationship between levels of self loathing and the time taken to reach the vinegar strokes vis-a-vis decepticons is an intersting one
(Cock it says kapow!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:56, closed)