Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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A bike!
No, not that sort you filthy little so and so.
Found it in a skip. It had a flat tyre.
Yes really. Well, alright, it was probably nicked and acquired a puncture during the getaway.
But one quid repair kit later, I had a functioning (if somewhat smelly) form of free transport.
Bargain.
Edit: And just a few minutes ago, I found an entire box of tissues in the bin. Each tissue lovingly and quietly placed there by my two year old daughter. Blasted kids.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2008, 5:48, 2 replies)
No, not that sort you filthy little so and so.
Found it in a skip. It had a flat tyre.
Yes really. Well, alright, it was probably nicked and acquired a puncture during the getaway.
But one quid repair kit later, I had a functioning (if somewhat smelly) form of free transport.
Bargain.
Edit: And just a few minutes ago, I found an entire box of tissues in the bin. Each tissue lovingly and quietly placed there by my two year old daughter. Blasted kids.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2008, 5:48, 2 replies)
Kids..
Mine do the same, but it's usually a full roll of toilet paper unravelled so neatly and then crammed down my toilet to prevent me going for my morning shit without having to stick my hand up an s-bend. Tis fun!
And I also found a bike before, but it was bent in a lovely right angle so think it had been mangled by a large vehicle of some sort. If I kept looking around the area I probably would have found the cyclist...
I was 7
( , Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:39, closed)
Mine do the same, but it's usually a full roll of toilet paper unravelled so neatly and then crammed down my toilet to prevent me going for my morning shit without having to stick my hand up an s-bend. Tis fun!
And I also found a bike before, but it was bent in a lovely right angle so think it had been mangled by a large vehicle of some sort. If I kept looking around the area I probably would have found the cyclist...
I was 7
( , Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:39, closed)
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