Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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a varnished monkeywhen i was about 12 I found a small clay varnished monkey in the gutter. It was an odd one, not a cute monkey, more like one of those japanes mountain snow monkeys we have seen on tv.
something a bit odd about it, which is why i remember it 20 years on
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:51, 1 reply)
The varnished monkeysounds like a sexual position:
"You should have seen this slapper I pulled down the Roxy on Friday, she was right filth. Let me try the varnished monkey and everything."
"Don't get me started on the varnished monkey. Me and the missus tried it once and, long story short, I couldn't wear a cardigan for a month."
(, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:10, closed)
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