Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I am fully of the opinion......that it was the government who dumped all the grot for our younger selves to find, so that we could be schooled in the ways of sex without them having to do it actually in schools.
As a consequence, I now think that semen is "red hot", that all secretaries are "goers", and that the most romantic thing you can do to a lady is to pork her up the back business before shooting your jolly jelly all over her face and tits.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:17,
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