Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I found a 20 quid noteon the pavement in Marylebone High Street when I used to work in the area some years ago.
I picked it up & stood there looking round foolishly. If someone had come up & said "It's mine" I'd have probably given it to them, being stupid, like.
I noticed a bloke sitting at a table outside a cafe a few yards away was watching me. He looked familiar & I suddenly realised he was the actor Steven Berkoff. He grinned at me manically (like he does) & said "It's all right mate, you can 'ave it!". So I said "Thank you Mr Berkoff, I will!" & walked off feeling smug & 20 quid better off.
Later that week I found a small bag of skunk in the street 20 yards from my house.
They are the only things I've ever found ever, ever, ever. Must try harder...
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Dunks, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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