Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Wallet bulging with crisp, beckoning notes...... in a great big pile of puke.
Turned out not to be that much of a dilemma for our mate Tony. You've never really seen your friends until you've seen them on tip toes with one leg in the air, daintily attempting to lift someone else's money out of someone else's stomach contents.
Possibly not the nicest thing ever found, but the 20 quid Tony retrieved as hazard pay before returning the wallet (awww!) paid for some lovely beverages. There's nothing quite like booze bought with vomit tainted money - yum!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:20, Reply)
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