Best? No. Most random? Err, yeah.
Picture the scene if you will... A group of well oiled students tumbling out of the pub to find a seabass, a couple of feet long and surprisingly fresh, lying just outside the door.
Cue the question "Has anyone here ever hit someone with a fish?" When met with negatives all round, then came the inevitable "A fiver to anyone who'll let me whack them with this one!"
Being penniless, one friend agreed to this plan. Since this was not a small fish it was decided that the hitting would be done across the bare stomach, not the face (no one really wanted a trip to A&E, and you know how fish are measured in weight?). After watching the swing, the slap and the amusing wobbly stomach it turned out fish scales don't stay attached too well after death. Not to the fish, anyway. Stayed attached to him long enough for us to keep a safe distance for a while!
To this day none of us know how the fish got there.


Woop, first post!
(TinyCat, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 23:41, 1 reply)

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( chart cat has an itch, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:52, closed)