Stuff I've found
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Knock knock on the door late one Sunday afternoon
Outside were two German tourists. "Does Neil XXX live here?" Yes, but he's gone to Great Keppel Island for the weekend. Great Keppel was 30 miles away.
"We have found his wallet." They produced a sodden sea-smelling wallet full of swollen up notes.
Silly bugger had gone swimming with his wallet in a pocket. Typical.
These people had found his home in darkest suburbia in a strange town. Germans? I've never met a bad one.
( , Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:32, Reply)
Outside were two German tourists. "Does Neil XXX live here?" Yes, but he's gone to Great Keppel Island for the weekend. Great Keppel was 30 miles away.
"We have found his wallet." They produced a sodden sea-smelling wallet full of swollen up notes.
Silly bugger had gone swimming with his wallet in a pocket. Typical.
These people had found his home in darkest suburbia in a strange town. Germans? I've never met a bad one.
( , Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:32, Reply)
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