Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Clearing your throatI used to live in a house which had an attic bedroom, up a steep open staircase. One night I'd gone to bed a little refreshed, but remembered to bring a pint glass of water up too, and had it by the side of the bed.
Imagine my surprise then, on waking up early and a tad parched. With the light off I reached around for the glass. Putting it to my lips, I was just about to drink when it occurred, even to my drunken self, that the water was a little livelier than usual.
I put it down and turned on the light, astonished to find a live frog in it, treading water.
...insert obvious punchline here :)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:24, Reply)
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