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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Trog City
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I used to share a flat in Trog City with a lovely bloke who I worked with. I was there Monday to Thursday and then back home for the weekend. One of the reasons we got on so well was that he was rarely home - he was always at his girlfriends leaving me to play with his extensive collection of geeky toys.

So one night, after a bottle of wine and some computer games, I stumbled up the stairs to get my head down. As I was approaching the top of the stairs I saw something right at my eye level.

A snake.

A fucking big snake. In the middle of winter in Trog city.

We stared at each other as I pulled out my mobile and dialled Seans number.

"Sean? I've just found a fucking big snake at the top of the stairs..."

"What?" he said incredulously "It must be Snookums - I lost him 8 months ago...."

So a short time later two Goths turned up and took the snake home. They liked to watch it eat things...

Cheers
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:59, 2 replies)
not Trogg City
or Andover, Hampshire?


*plays 'Wild Thing' in tribute*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:16, closed)
No
Redcar, Teesside
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:50, closed)

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