bath 4
Further to my recent discoveries about my whirlpool, I have found something else.

If I close all the side-jets except one in the middle of one side of the bath, turn the motor on full, lay on my side, and present my willy to the stream of water, it makes it flap about in an exhilarating way which also amused Mrs Maudlin no end.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:08, 13 replies)

You seem to be spending an awful lot of time in the bath lately,
Did you inspire a character in a certain Douglas Adams book?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, closed)

lol, childish bath humour for teh win
I bet you pretended to fart for the first week you used it :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:15, closed)

I'm sold.
Want one. Now!
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:15, closed)

Mrs Maudlin
may be looking forward to trying it out herself.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:29, closed)

she said she wouldn't
but then look at the Munich agreement.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:00, closed)

Does it tingle?
And have you considered the so-called "spaghetti effect"?
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:03, closed)

spaghetti effect
It's a whirlpool bath, not a singularity. Unless you've discovered a way of automating masturbation using a gravity well.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:10, closed)

Gravity well masturbation is not possible at this time.
The mastrbatorium's singularity generator is still awaiting a part (if you know a place to get decent fairy cake, please let me know).

Actually, what I was referring to was the effect of hydrodynamic forces on the corpus cavernosum, stretching it to the point where it sags like overcooked spaghetti.

Black hole fapping sounds interesting though, I'll make it happen.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:27, closed)

spaghetti
it doesn't stretch anything, but it does flare the foreskin in an amusing manner.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:35, closed)

interesting
The sound effect could be life-changing.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:53, closed)

Word of Advice
Jets blown on willy - good

Jets diverted up anus - fills up anus with water. Maybe briefly good, but ultimately is a bath water power enema. Expect the unexpected. (or maybe the expected watery sh*t stream)

Don't get too loved up without covering this base.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:54, closed)

That sounds like a man
with experience. Ever tried waterskiing without the rubber pants? Deep cleansing.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:09, closed)

I'd already considered that
hence closing all but one nozzle.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:09, closed)