almost off topic... but not
Party a find partly a steal…. Legally grey I guess.

*wavy lines*

Im living alone in Brighton, it’s still “summer” and its my first month out of rehab and in the city – newly single and close to the end of the month.
I have £10 and it must stretch to food for 3 days… its fine… I can handle it… people live for a fortnight on that… going to be a lame weekend though! No booze no smokes…

So a few frozen pizza’s some bread, cheese, pot noodles and as victory a £1 can of Carlsberg for under a tenner.

So im queuing up and the guy behind the counter is eying up some jailbait emo hottie who is playing with a rather annoying tinny electronic birthday card that sings “happy birthday to you” or if you open and close it fast “ha ha ha ha ha” im about to say “look mate can you pay attention to packing my stuff, I want out of here then you can bone the primary school goth-lite” by then he gives me my change £27

I go shopping and im making a profit!

I walked down western road in a daze, brought a pack of ‘reds and a pint from a trendy overpriced bar and watched the sun set.
Later I drank an entire 3L box of cheap wine… life was very good.
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:21, 2 replies)

3 litres
of wine, fuck, thats 4 bottles, you alky basturd.....

lucky, alky bastard i may add.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49, closed)

welll
it was in a silver princess (remove the bag from the box - put it in your mouth open the valve and squeeze)

and as i may have mentioned before.. i was 3 weeks out of the priory.. so i was dying for a drink.

oh didnt make it to work the next day either
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:05, closed)