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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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"scare the shit out of them and make them believe that they are being Watched At All Times by a terrifying omnipresent all-seeing personification of evil scariness."
So...take them to church?
( , Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35, 1 reply)
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read the sermons personally and had his own Question Time afterwards where people could tug his beard to verify his authenticity, that might make kids believe in him...
Well-placed skulls are more effective in my experience :)
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